I have read in the news that some schools are starting to ban sugar from Valentine’s Day celebrations. I’m all for healthy eating and watching what we eat, but I wonder what schools without holiday treats would be like.
“Happy Valentine’s Day, kids. Here are your cupcakes. They’re frosted with avocado.”
“Happy Valentine’s Day, boys and girls! I dropped celery sticks into your boxes.”
“Happy Valentine’s Day, students. What do you mean you don’t like tofu sugar cookies?”